I asked a dude out on a date for the first time today, 'cause there's a ladies (ladiezzzz) choice dance this weekend. It went like this:
ME: Hi Jason. Has anyone asked you to the dance yet?
JASON: Nope.
ME: Oh. Can I ask you to the dance?
JASON: Yeah.
ME: Jason do you want to go to the dance with me?
JASON: Yeah.
I think there was some potential there. I could have said "oh" and walked away after asking if anyone had asked him yet, or he could have said "no" to the big Q after giving me permission to ask him. Wasted comedic potential. I tell you.
CONTINUED:
JASON: I can't really dance though.
ME: Oh good, me neither. I just wave my arms.
JASON: Ok. I'll practice.
It's looking good. We'll be the octopus arm-waving couple.
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