The dance was last night, and it was fun. My date and I didn't know how to dance, and since a lot of dudes at BYU DO know how to dance, he was sort of stressed about it. Some of our time was spent like this:
SLOW SONG.
Boy: Ahh! Ahh! What do we do? I know how to sway. We can sway. But what else? What do people do? Everyone is just swaying or standing!
Me: We can spin!
Boy: But then you end up holding my hand the wrong way!
Me: No, check it out, I'll spin back. (Spin and spin back)
Boy: Oh heck yes this is awesome.
SLOW SONG 2:
Boy: We need a new move. We only have two moves right now. HEY BRAD, HOW DO WE DANCE?
Brad: (from a distance) Two-step!
Boy: Two-step? Is that what we've been doing? Is THIS a two step? Maybe they count differently in dancing and this is like a six step or something. Hey! Let's try this, I'm going to step forward and you step backward and then we'll do the opposite!
SLOW SONG 3:
Boy: All these slow songs...(We are holding right hands) I know, let's use our handholding to punch people.
So we did. It went sway-sway PUNCH, sway-sway PUNCH, and it was pretty hilarious although some of our friends and their dates didn't realize we were intentionally punching them, they just thought we were bad dancers.
Also at the end of the night, my friend said "Hey let's walk the guys home since this was a ladies choice event," and her date put his arm in her arm and said "Okay, I live in THE PARKING GARAGE," in a super terrifying voice. Maybe you had to be there but I think I laughed for five minutes then and giggled about it for hours later.
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