I can't put all of my awkward conversations here because they're too awkward.
But. I did sort of invite the guy I liked and his girlfriend to come watch our pet snake eat a baby mouse before they made dinner together. And I accidentally told my boss she belonged in a nursing home. And I asked my neighbor if he was going into his apartment as he stepped over the threshold into his apartment. And there was a girl in my class named Brooke and I called her "body of water." The end.
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