Supersonic

I have a supersonic memory. If we have ever had a conversation, I can probably remember a lot of what we said word for word. If I was feeling uncomfortable or if I had a crush on you, I could probably remember the whole thing word for word. That's why I remember almost all of what I just said today during a summer job interview. It was over skype, and it was early in the morning, but those are the only excuses I have. Here are some gems:

"I would do the slow turn around and give them my get to know you smile. Everyone has a get to know you smile."

"It's like the geico guy says...I can't remember what he says...something something, car insurance."

"I would break up their friendship. Not in a bad way. Just like they used to do in elementary school. You know what I'm talkin bout?"

"I went caving one time. We went in the cave and I was just like whaaaat!"

"We did cabin things at the cabin for like a week. Chill."

"If the zombie apocalypse comes I can get at least two miles away."

"I think people think that I'm trying to make a statement with my hair but really I just had some scissors one time.."

"Megan and Tess and I were be eff effs sixth through twelfth grade."

"I can get behind those values."


The interview was 45 minutes long and it was all just me rambling on and on.