Items Inherited:
(2) sets metal chopsticks
(4) jacked-up lighters
(1) rice cooker
(1) Asian coin purse
(2) potted plants (Simon the aloe vera, Josephine the peace lily)
(1) laptop (settings in Korean)
(1) taser/flaslight combo
(1) customized Korean calligraphy, framed
(1) offer of a drum of sesame seed oil
Final Activities:
(1) viewing of the movie Oblivion (it’s ridiculous)
(1) trip to the zoo, which included (1) baby giraffe and watching an elephant paint with watercolors
(5 million) rounds of super smash bros
(5) super mario kart races
(3) French desserts consumed
(3) hours spent on a pink bean bag
(1) midnight sushi run
(1) sighting of his pantsless roommate in a kitten t-shirt
Conversations Had:
“I would feel uncomfortable dating clones.”
“I have a lot of experience with Laundromats."
“Are we going to do long-distance? Because if not, I’m going to let my parents set up an arranged marriage.”
..Asians, man.
