The Office

I like my coworkers. Here are some office quotes from today:


Male coworker 1: That story you wrote was awesome.
Female coworker 1: YOU'RE awesome!
Male coworker 1: Stop flirting with me.
Female coworker 1: I will. That was my only pickup line.

Female coworker 1: Hey, are we listening to AWOLnation?
Hipster coworker 1: Yeah. You know them? (pause) ...Are they popular now or something?

Male coworker 2: They're doing a physical attractiveness test in the hallway.
Married male coworker 3: You'd pass with flying colors. Ow owww!

Male coworker 2: I tried to draw the ugliest human being that I could and I ended up drawing Newt Gingrich.

Female coworker 2: What is on your desk?
Male coworker 2: My lunch.
Female coworker 2: That's not a lunch. You have doughnuts and corn nuts.

My boss actually overheard that one and came in saying "You need your vitamins. Here." Then she gave us all peppermint bark.