Conversations with the exchange student part II

Visited the fam this weekend. Here are some Mexican-American gems:

FES is coughing on some water, so my brother comes up behind to administer a fake Heimlich:
FES: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'm over here DYING and you want to play?!"

Playing Taboo:

Sister 1: "It's something that FES needs to come to America..."
FES: "Sombrero!"

Sister 1: "FES is familiar with this..."
FES: "Alcoholism!"

Sister 1: "FES likes this..."
FES: "Alcohol! Smoke! Cow poop!"

FES: "Hello, BYU pedophile!"
ME: "...What did you just call me?"
FES: "You know. BYU pedophile. Because BYU cougars. Cougars and pedophiles are ladies who like younger guys."

There's no way that mascot catches on.