They're exactly what they sound like.
A girl from my apartment complex asked if I wanted a ride to the grocery, and it ended up being a super hippie healthy grocery store! So I bought these things called veggie protein slices that are marketed as fake sandwich meat. But I never call them that. I call them veggie protein slices for the descriptive and humerous qualities.
They are supposed to taste like turkey, but they are a very mysterious dark brown color.
When outside of a sandwich, they taste sort of grainy and salty and terrible.
When inside a sandwich, they taste like sandwich meat.
Normally that wouldn't be much of a compliment, but the makers of veggie protein slices set low goals for themselves.
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