Ian came over the other night. He looked me straight in the eye and said, "So you're not a real vegetarian, right?"
I blinked. "Yeah, I guess not technically. I eat meat if I think it comes from a good source."
"Right. So, not real."
"Yeah, okay," I said, slightly saddened by not being real.
"It's a good thing!" He reassured me. "Because REAL vegetarians have something not right in their brains. They're like...half-evil."
Shocked by this bit of news, I asked for more detail.
"No," he said, shaking his head very seriously, "No. Just believe me, I've talked to some of them, and I know."
He refused to tell me any more.
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