Whenever I get a text that makes me laugh or feel especially good, I lock it in my phone. I rarely go through them to re-laugh or whatever, and they just end up clogging my inbox like bacon grease in an artery. I just went through them and here are some of my favorites. The range is from 2 years ago to now...heh heh. Also I've forgotten the backstory for most of these, so don't ask. I have a lot of them, but most of them were super weird or unfunny out of context or from hawt guys, so.
"Oh pip pip cheerio and so forth."
"With cam's new ratty facial hair, I may have 'the cutest one' under lock down."
"I've decided that you are the young, no blonde, straight, quieter version of Ellen Degeneres."
"Were the Russians swimming near the boat? Leaping? Breaching?"
"Want me to come see if I can find you? ...on my motorbike..."
"I had this dream that we were in the library together and suddenly there was an earthquake and the roof started caving in. You turned into a superhero--you were wearing silver spandex and purple combat boots and you had little horns like daredevil. You held up the ceiling with one hand while we all ran for cover. Later, they put up your picture next to Harold's on the first floor since you saved the library. Yep."
"...and stay drug free! Man, life is so good!"
"Your wolf made the pumpkin :)"
"How do you feel about mushrooms?"
"Yeah I can never decide if I want to make fun of him or bring him a casserole."
"Love your guts. (a command)"
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