Today, the boy I was sitting by in my religion class leaned over and said "I'm trying this new thing where I don't shower. Can you tell?"
"Not yet," I said politely. "How long has this been going on?"
"Four or five days. I just use baby powder to get the grease out of my hair."
Then he invited me to a dance party with a fog machine and lasers with a mandatory animal-costume dress code. If it's a real thing I may be tempted.
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