Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Stupid cakes


I just finished being frustrated with cake--I'm in a vegetarian dinner group (!) and it's my turn to cook tomorrow. One of the guys has a birthday tomorrow, and he is from Texas. I have a Texas shaped cake pan! So I baked a cake to eat after dinner tomorrow. However, I took the Texas cake out of the pan backwards and then couldn't flip it because it kept threatening to break beyond recognition. So now it's backwards Texas. Also my roommates and I were going to frost it to look like the Texas flag, but we had no red food coloring. Thinking quickly, we dyed some of the frosting red with grenadine. Listen, never mix cream cheese frosting with grenadine. It tastes like citric acid and awful cherries.

Scrapping the red idea, we decided to frost the cake blue with a white star in the middle. Guess what, making stars out of frosting is really hard. So right now what this guy has to look forward to is a backwards sky-blue slightly bulgy Texas cake with an uneven white diamond in the center. Also my roommate added two packets of pudding mix and an assortment of dark chocolate chips to the cake batter. I hope he likes pudding and dark chocolate chips. Aaaaand I hope he's getting another form of birthday cake tomorrow.

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